Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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