I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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