I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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