i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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