Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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