Small penises have feelings too.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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