Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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