So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
