I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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