Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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