we have officially lost it.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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