is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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