How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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