This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
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