It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
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