he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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