I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
you win again, gameday.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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