My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
My pussy is not your playground.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I woke up under a house in Key West
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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