your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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