He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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