Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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