Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Randomize
