i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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