I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
How does it feel to date your dad?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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