As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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