You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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