He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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