If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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