Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
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