She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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