is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Randomize
