Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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