There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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