I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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