In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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