no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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