he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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