This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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