"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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