the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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