did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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