I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
