Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Do vagina's smell?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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