who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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