My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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