You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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