They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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