I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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