just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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