Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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