no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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