I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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