Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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