i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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