didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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