Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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