Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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